32M Bung Cart and linker on Ebay

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I think you're right on, Morden. They probably have some automated process that looks for keywords, and there's probably also people that flag auctions just like eBay. It doesn't seem possible to talk to a rational human about this, either. It happens, and the auction is doomed. You can try relisting it, but their documentation pretty much says that you get one free pass the first time. After that, you risk messing up your eBay account.